Isiah Freakin’ Thomas Just Won’t Go Away

Isiah Thomas is like that thorn that just keeps pricking you no matter what you do.

You cut the stem off, the stem grows back. You light the thing on fire, it rises up from the ashes. You make your dog eat it, your dog poops it out, and out of the pile of shit, a new thorn is grown.

So what’s up with Dolan’s BFF?

Here’s what’s up: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2010/11/07/2010-11-07_isiah_thomas_rewrites_history_of_time_with_knicks_as_donnie_walsh_works_to_clean.html

Apparently, Isiah Thomas, wants another chance at running the Knicks. He’s like Captain Hindsight (South Park reference) when he says he would’ve gotten Dwayne Wade and Lebron James to play for the Knicks.

He also pats himself on the back with getting Jamal Crawford (2009 Sixth Man of the Year) on the Knicks. Yeah, Crawford was good… but he can’t carry a team, which is what he was forced to do on a talentless Knicks team run by a talentless, sex harassing, delusional President/Head Coach.

The winning Isiah comment? How he said that he “forgives” Anucha Browne Sanders.

Where’s Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler with the: “Really? Really? REEEAAALLLYYYY?!??!?!”

Right when Donnie Walsh cleaned up 50% of the Knicks (50% still lies with Eddy Curry). Isiah has the balls to say that the Knicks would’ve been better had he stayed.

I say Isiah needs a shock collar, and every time he thought of the Knicks, he got a big ‘ol ZAP!

Through six games this year, the Knicks are playing .500 basketball, and what’s amazing is that they haven’t been utterly blown out in any of them so far… that my friends, is improvement. Until Isiah comes back to take a big Mountain Lion sized dump on the roster.

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